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24 October 2007 @ 06:06 am
Kris Kringle Consulting  
Do you have a spiffy drum carder on your wishlist? Drooling over a pair of English 4 Pitch Combs? Afraid you're going to end up with the Red Heart version of hand cards? Do you really need more harsh, shockingly colored roving?

The professionals of Kris Kringle Consulting (KKC) are happy to provide information to those non-fiber SOs, partners, spouses, and family members in order to ensure they select the good tools and fibers you really desire for the various upcoming holiday seasons. These services are also available for birthdays, anniversaries, and any other gifting opportunity.

KKC is available to gently and confidentially steer your loved ones toward those fabulous fiber fundamentals to further your fibery fun.

Contact our highly knowledgeable professionals at kkconsulting@redstoneyarns.com for further information and a free consultation.

-the redhead-

...who was seriously lucky to grow up in my Mom's yarn shop - otherwise I might have gotten the fiber equivalent of lacey pink socks with sparkly Christmas trees every year… Okay, so I *do* get the socks every year… sooooo not a pink girl…

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tedeisensteintedeisenstein on October 24th, 2007 12:53 pm (UTC)
Uh-oh. She's starting to alliterate again.
Abby Franquemonthuaman on October 24th, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
Oh, also? I'm tagging you for 8 Very Random Things.
-the redhead-theredhead on October 24th, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
I'm getting a 'no post matches your criteria' error message. Try again?

-the redhead-
Abby Franquemonthuaman on October 24th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
'Twas marked "not live" yet, but it's live now. Really! YOu were just too fast.
-the redhead-theredhead on October 24th, 2007 05:41 pm (UTC)
I'm coming over to talk baseball smack.

It's ROCKTOBER!!

We should have a wager *nodsnodsnods*

-the redhead-

PS - 8 Random Things this evening...while the Rocks are showing y'all how it's done ;)
Abby Franquemonthuaman on October 24th, 2007 05:43 pm (UTC)
Heh. I knew that'd nab somebody.

I think you're right; we should have a wager. Loser spins an art yarn.
-the redhead-theredhead on October 24th, 2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
Loser spins an art yarn.

*GASP!*

You are EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL.

Loser spins an art yarn and posts it for public shame viewing.

There should be fiber or cookies or something for the winner...

-the redhead-
Abby Franquemonthuaman on October 24th, 2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
What, because laughing at the loser isn't enough? If I win, I get chili cherry chocolate and you spin an art yarn. If you win, what do you want, other than to mock my art yarn?
-the redhead-theredhead on October 24th, 2007 06:39 pm (UTC)
I've been *so* entertained with visions of the art yarn you are going to have to spin, I haven't come up with anything yet.

I'll think about it while I'm on my lunchtime walk.

The mocking - it will be the best ;)

-the redhead-
-the redhead-theredhead on October 24th, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
After careful consideration during my powerwalk:

I think that when you lose you should send me the art yarn you spin so I can fondle it and giggle ummm... put it in the shrine errr... save it for future blackmail Damnit!... So I can *fully* appreciate your wonderful creation. Yarn is, after all, a tactile media.

Oh yeah, a candy bar would be great too.

-the redhead-