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28 July 2008 @ 11:40 am
To –the redhead-  
Dear boss,

Deciding to flip the super deluxe queen sized mattress by yourself wasn’t the best plan. Do you realize it outweighs you by at least 50 lbs? Those mission head and footboards don’t help either. Drop the tough girl act and ask for help next time.

You’d better come up with a really good bar fight story for the people who see us, otherwise we’re gonna rat you out.

Love and kisses,

Your black & blue knuckles and sprained wrist
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