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25 January 2004 @ 05:57 pm
Amusing advice  
Amusing advice borrowed from a fun person in one of my communities...

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

another thing to giggle about...

My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds...

-the amused redhead-
Tiger Lily the Ginger Cattigerbright on January 25th, 2004 06:08 pm (UTC)
With me and Wolf, the conversation tends to go like this:

Wolf: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Dunno, hadn't thought about it. Whatever.
Wolf: I'm cooking [foo].
Me: Oh, I don't think I'm in the mood for that.
Wolf: How about [bar]?
Me: Um... oh, I really don't know.

And so on, back and forth, till Wolf magically picks something that I do usually enjoy. He's gotten better with practice. :)
-the redhead-theredhead on January 28th, 2004 05:27 pm (UTC)
Re: dinner...
Yeah, I have those moments. Where I glare in the fridge and pantry and absolutely do not want anything in the house. Or cannot make up my mind at all. I've been known to not eat just becuase I cannot decide or nothing sounds good.

But I'm easy - I will *always* eat macaroni & cheese. Or potatoes. It's the days when I have neither in the house (unfortunately all to often) that are a porblem.

-the redhead-