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04 April 2005 @ 06:13 am
Your mission, should you choose to accept it...  
*cue Mission Impossible theme*

Good evening, Agent Briggs. This woman, an American professional living in Colorado and a top agent, is code name The Redhead. She is a tough, independent, and intellectual woman, who enjoys a wide range of pursuits. She is difficult to track, but can be found on power walks, at Monet exhibitions, or wading through the contracts on her desk. Our informants tell us that Red wishes to meet new people and have some romance and excitement in her life. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to break her cover, engage her in conversation, and discover the true identity of The Redhead. As always, should you or any of your IPF* team be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This message will self-destruct in five seconds Good luck.

* International Poly Force
Bill the bold bosthoon: tuxwcg on April 4th, 2005 12:19 pm (UTC)
That Briggs always gets the best missions.
-the redhead-theredhead on April 5th, 2005 04:21 am (UTC)
Oooh - such a dashing icon!

Who's to say that Briggs is the agent's real name? For all I know you could be masquerading as Briggs...

-the redhead-
Bill the bold bosthoon: tuxwcg on April 5th, 2005 04:45 am (UTC)
Would that I might. But no, my dance card is much too full to be pursuing you, despite your obvious beauty and intelligence. I shall instead take an avuncular interest in you, and insure that Briggs appreciates the hazards of toying with your affections.
-the redhead-theredhead on April 7th, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
insure that Briggs appreciates the hazards of toying with your affections.

Sooooo, would that be to warn him off completely, or play bouncer for me and ensure that he plays in good faith? *raised brow*

-the redheaad-
...who has added .wavs to my original post just because I could for fun...
Bill the bold bosthoonwcg on April 8th, 2005 03:20 am (UTC)
Just making sure he behaves himself. You're not a nun, and I'm not going to run off every guy who shows interest in you. But I would not take kindly to someone trifling with your affections.
peaceful_foxpeaceful_fox on April 4th, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
This was *wonderful* - thanks for making my morning!
-the redhead-theredhead on April 5th, 2005 04:22 am (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

As I've always said, a bored redhead is a dangerous thing.

-the redhead-
Traveler Farlandertwfarlan on April 4th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC)
(laugh) Ah, another beautiful reason to consider Colorado... Ah well. (smile)
bacchuseternusbacchuseternus on April 22nd, 2005 08:31 am (UTC)
Hmm... I got this tape from HQ. I've been on the IPF for 10 years now and have seen a lot of agents come and go. Quite a few start off strong, full of vim and vigor for our cause. However, faced with communication glitches, intra-agency fighting, some seem to leave the team before their work has been done.

Me ? I've stuck it out cause I know, (cue patriotic music) just know, somehow our side is gonna win. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but someday I know that I and another brave IPF agent(s) will, side by side, planting the Poly flag firmly in rotting corpse of our past relationships, our overcome personal doubts and discarded conventional social mores to show the world that Yes ! we can love who we will, when we will and how we will ! (crescendo and fade out of patriotic music)

Until then, I need to requisition some gadgets, comm gear and firepower so I can make contact with this person "The Redhead".
Step one, add her to my LJ Friends list so she can read my past mission notes and get a feel for what kind of agent I am. Truly, I am different, some of the IPF may even see me as a "wild-card", but hopefully she'll see that we are fighting for the same cause and am worthy of her alliance.