So, got a call from someone today regarding the event this weekend. They wanted to know if I wanted to 'be their woman for the weekend' because I'm 'a hot babe' and it 'would make the other guys totally jealous'.
I was speechless.
That doesn't happen often. I hung up on them without another word.
Yeah, now I *really* want to go. But I have to.
So nice to be... reduced to my most important qualities...